Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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