So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Congratulations! We have a period
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
