I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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