On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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