when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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