if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I hate all girls vehemently.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Randomize
