We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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