Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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