So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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