don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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