You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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