White coat. Heels.
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
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