Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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