69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Randomize
