capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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