i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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