My room smells like vodka and shame
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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