What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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