his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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