brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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