I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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