you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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