I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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