you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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