I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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