we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Randomize
