Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize