Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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