Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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