You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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