oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
you win again, gameday.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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