so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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