It's like God shit irony all over that family
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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