Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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