If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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