so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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