Christians are straight up FREAKS
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
