I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
my being single is dangerous.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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