i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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