You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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