drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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