You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Randomize
