hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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