i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
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