Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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