i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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