she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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