dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I am mentally ready for anal.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Randomize
