woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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