His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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