Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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