Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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