ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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